Besides spelling and punctuation, it seems that parking between the lines isn't on the driving test in Oregon either.

If this bed's-a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

That's how I felt when watching Blade Runner. But without the little kid.

What's the solid blue thing in the lower-right? A little trumpet for the iguana?

I used to have several of those superheros and also the Star Trek characters. In my mind's cross-company alternate universe, I would play with all of them in that Star Trek bridge playset. Batman and Spock, beaming down to a planet together.
I guess those toys all ended up in garage sales.

"The smarter the phone, the dumber the user." - William Shakespeare

Did the cat in the middle photo fly over the houses?

Luckily for us, they canceled Firefly before it had a chance to jump the shark.

That 'kid' with the raccoon looks like he is 40 years old. Where are moose and squirrel?

Never bothered to get on the facebook at all. Sounds like I'm not missing out on anything important. (I've never had cable TV in my life either, and I don't feel like I've missed anything there.)

Anybody want to buy my house, with the stipulation that I still get to keep living in it?

"This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it on copyright grounds."

Geez, eat a burger or something... a few calories won't hurt.

"Both male and female sexual organs shrink with age..."
Not yet! Ladies.