It's Draco Malfoy!

Wish our country had more kids like this and fewer kids addicted to their smart phones.

Yo mama's so dumb, she has to ride the short train to Hogwarts?
(This is kind of hard.)

WooHOO! I can finally go out and spend all this money. The wait is over!

So, this means there's an opening now?

Side effect: It also maintains the road to and from the well.

Every house has a clothes-drying pole, but none of them have any underwear. Life was hard back then.

Besides spelling and punctuation, it seems that parking between the lines isn't on the driving test in Oregon either.

If this bed's-a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

That's how I felt when watching Blade Runner. But without the little kid.

What's the solid blue thing in the lower-right? A little trumpet for the iguana?

I used to have several of those superheros and also the Star Trek characters. In my mind's cross-company alternate universe, I would play with all of them in that Star Trek bridge playset. Batman and Spock, beaming down to a planet together.
I guess those toys all ended up in garage sales.

"The smarter the phone, the dumber the user." - William Shakespeare