I have not seen any of these movies. The real Maria von Trapp was an extra in The Sound of Music. Perhaps the writer of this article hasn't seen that movie.

Now I'm afraid to use the bathroom in the woods again; there might be a secret camera watching me go.

I'm glad we live in a time when oats and potatoes don't pick on poor buckwheat any more.

The diagonal brace on that open door got put on backwards. Now the door is going to sag and not close properly.

Dwight Shrute's childhood memories...

Wonder why none of them think to take a can or two of OFF.

Their two requirements for models seem to be:
1) expressionless;
2) underfed.
How is this any different from every other modeling agency?

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The crash did more than damage the two trucks; it rectum!

(Game of Thrones spoiler)
Daenerys Targaryen went to call her dragons, but some stupid cows showed up instead.

Awwww. This 'poor' student doesn't have time to get (or wash?) a proper utensil, but DOES have time to take photos of her food on a cellphone that costs several hundred dollars? Also, when one is in college, one ought to know how to spell second-grade words like 'spoon'. It ain't that hard.

Made it through 24 seconds? By then I was too annoyed? With her constant questions? That I quit watching.

Moving too fast too soon DOES make people crazy. We've all seen crazy drivers speeding through a residential area or through a red light.