REAL men don't do this with their fists.

Amazing how much better it is when there are sound effects.

Do not: eat bait. You're a human, not a fish. Cook your animals before consuming them.

Chaotic Neutral here, too. It seems to go with the Y chromosome.

Those parents are idiots.
Diving off of a diving board IS cool, hence the name. Swimming in the pool is also cool. The only kids doing anything wrong are the two who are running in front of the lifeguard; you always run BEHIND the lifeguard so he can't see you. Duh.

Wonder if Tina Turner is one of the other 99.

Alternate title: More weird stuff from Japan.

Gum is pink-flavored. Cola is brown-flavored. Neither of those is found in nature.

Browsing Google Earth, I learned 3 things:
1) That's not Darby Island. Darby Island is southeast of this island.
2) The runway is so overgrown now, it's easy to miss if you aren't looking for it. But the castle is there.
3) David Copperfield's island is a little bit north of this one. He'd be your neighbor.
Wonder how these remote islands deal with electricity. And plumbing. And sewage.

Thanks to the fast-food places that provide a place where you already know what you're ordering and you don't have to play that horrible American pastime: tipping.

Wonder if he has a volleyball to keep him company.

That article is the most exciting thing I've read in a long time! Instead of predictable reboots and sequels, why doesn't Hollywood make a movie based on this? I'd watch it.