No traffic lights, no traffic signs, no street lights. Wonder if they were never there, or if they got grabbed for scrap metal later.

Hokey smokes, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

So maybe my ice cream melted when Harvey knocked out electricity for 4 days. Who cares? When I got home everything was frozen. Just eat it.

I don't see any toilet paper in the comic. But I do see blood on the floor by the toilet, so somebody with bad aim ate too many beets.
Also, that looks like a 5.25" floppy drive.

Sales plummeted as customers burst into flames, sitting under that big magnifying-glass window.
And then test dummies were invented.

Fourth: Like every other critter in Australia, this possum is highly venomous. So are their strawberries.

Australia, huh? I predict the winning name will consist of two syllables and the second syllable will be "ee".

I'm not 140 years old, but I'd also be attracted to a woman who hunts, skins, butchers, cooks, etc. They've become so rare these days.

Spinal Tap had about 2 funny lines in the entire movie. The rest was a long, boring music video that was both unfunny AND unentertaining.
And Groundhog Day isn't funny. It's an amazing, unique story, but not a funny one.

Pure hilarity, I say. Bully!

I drink tea; it tastes good from the start.