Thought it was a hoax.
Then I watched the video.
Still think it's a hoax.

A haiku.

"...usually had less to do with promoting higher learning than with pursuing profit."
Not any more! Now we emphasize sports over higher learning.

Does this mean that boys can now join the Girl Scouts? Attend the girls' slumber parties, etc? Fair is fair.

I carry around a can of that high-pressure wasp-killer spray in my bicycle's water bottle rack. When mean dogs run up to attack me, I spray them in the face. It doesn't kill them, but dogs hate it and they stop and retreat every time.

This might have been an interesting video? But I got so annoyed? At his constant questioning? That I stopped watching after 40 seconds?

"...it doesn't go very fast, either, for a an airline." A haiku:
Just one article.
Nobody gets two of them.
That's just greediness.

The Office - When Andy (the worst-performing salesman in the company) was made the branch manager. From then on, the show seemed more like a silly cartoon and not a funny documentary about 'real' people.

Thanks for the music, Tom.

Check out those big paws.

I still haven't decided which was the more boring and poorly-made science fiction movie: Blade Runner or Dune. Yaaawwwwwnnnn......

Yet another reason why I don't text.

I only watched it for 1 minute? And 32 seconds? Got annoyed by his speaking in questions?

False! All of those states are unhappy and miserable. Only the people of the People's Republic of Korean People are truly happy, thanks to the glorious Kim-family people.

Hey! An old Ford Escort station wagon. One of the best cars ever made, so they had to stop making them.