They got some cute ladycops in New Zealand. Unfortunately, I'm not a permanent resident. Maybe I could be a criminal instead. Do they have to be permanent residents?

Hint #4 is a bit confusing. It should say "The green house is IMMEDIATELY to the left of the white house."
I was stuck until I saw how they interpreted "on the left".

I call fake. The REAL reason why Santa's shoulders are asymmetrical comes from him lifting them heavy bags of toys.

Chili without beans is spaghetti sauce.

As Shakespeare once said: "Every millennium, the cape cometh back in style." We're due for its fashion comeback! Also the monocle.

Meanwhile, from the other end of the spectrum, I was at Walmart today and in the Clearance Aisle I saw little bags of rocks for $2.50. Not fancy, neon-colored, uniform-sized fishtank gravel. These were odd-shaped, plain, brown rocks that you could pick up in the parking lot for free.

Glad to see Liberty Valance made the list. It's one of only two on the list (with The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly) that I've seen that wasn't overtly boring. (Dances with Wolves? Yawwn. Silverado? I don't think it even had a plot.)
But they left off Quigley Down Under! Guess it's not considered a 'Western' if it takes place in Australia, eh?

If you don't want to participate in a neighborhood-watch program, then move out to a farm or something.

I buried my underwear, and corn grew there.

Watched it for 41 seconds? Then I stopped? Because of her annoying habit of speaking? In questions?

Look at those happy cat faces!

I wonder how different Splash would have been if Keaton had taken that role.

I finally found a bag of those new Taco-flavored Lays yesterday. Decided to try a few in the car. I ate the entire bag before I got home.