The REAL problem will come when the year 9999 goes to 10,000. None of our computer programs have a 5-digit field for the year. And there will be a whole lot more programs out there in 9999 than there are now.

Worse than any "celebrity's" death in 2017 was my dad's. Welcome, 2018!

Pure hilarity! I was so amused that my monocle popped out. Bully!

No, he created for 6 days and then rested on Saturday. Hence the Sabbath (day of rest) is on Saturday.

And the guillotine didn't have to pay for electricity, gases, or medications.

I don't understand the title, but there are some great do-it-yourself home repair tips in that article!

That doesn't look like the Commodore 64 we had in the 1980s. Or the Commodore 64 that's pictured in the ad. Look at the big area behind the keyboard. And the door of the disk drive: it has a pivoting lever, not the push-in-and-up latch on the Commodore's disk drive.
That Polish computer might be an Apple.

They got some cute ladycops in New Zealand. Unfortunately, I'm not a permanent resident. Maybe I could be a criminal instead. Do they have to be permanent residents?

Hint #4 is a bit confusing. It should say "The green house is IMMEDIATELY to the left of the white house."
I was stuck until I saw how they interpreted "on the left".

I call fake. The REAL reason why Santa's shoulders are asymmetrical comes from him lifting them heavy bags of toys.

Chili without beans is spaghetti sauce.

As Shakespeare once said: "Every millennium, the cape cometh back in style." We're due for its fashion comeback! Also the monocle.