Neat piece of art, but a stupid piece of furniture. It has a big dip in the middle and lots of thin holes everywhere else. You have to lay another tabletop on top of this just so you can put stuff on it.

I had no idea he was in his 70s. He looks like he stopped aging over 20 years ago.

Wonder if he has a girlfriend?

I hate when Americans pronounce 'kilometer' as 'kill-AH-mitter'. It is a 'KI-lo-meter.'

If the '-meter' word is a distance (such as millimeter, centimeter, etc.), then you stress the first syllable.

If the '-meter' word describes a device that measures something (such as thermometer, barometer, etc.) then you stress the second syllable.

Simple.

The first generation of scissors from the Renaissance. They came in 2 pieces and had to be used with both hands.

Even today, we still refer to one scissor as "a pair of scissors".

("Bad Chewie" shirt please._

I never heard of a Zagreb. I thought Ol' Gil was the guy who sells cars.

Amelie
Big Lebowski
Citizen Kane
Dr. No
E?
Ferris Bueller
Godfather
Hobbit
Inception
Jurassic Park
K?
L?
M?
N?
O?
Pulp Fiction
Q?
Rocky
Star Wars
Titanic
U?
Vertigo
Wizard of Oz
X-Men
Z?

I'm such a nerd.

Yeah, D should have been Disco Stu. Dr. Hibbert's name is Julius.

The T is certainly for Troy McLure.

I still can't figure out that Z!

"You load 16 tonnes and what do you get? A little bit lighter and way to go yet..."
The song makes a little more sense now.

Looks like Simon and Garfunkel.

Gotta have balls of steel to surf the train now!

Wonder where all those jackets are now. Keep your eyes peeled at garage sales!

What with the ever-rising cost of fish, Japanese criminals are paying top-dollar for black-market tuna, which they then sell to California's sushi restaurants.

Unfortunately, the 'n' key is next to the 'b' key on the computer keyboard.

As a white person, I'm offended! How come BOTH of the couple have to be white people?
Always making us look bad.

August Mobius' baby rattle.

"Bad Chewie" T-shirt, please.