Yeah, D should have been Disco Stu. Dr. Hibbert's name is Julius.

The T is certainly for Troy McLure.

I still can't figure out that Z!

"You load 16 tonnes and what do you get? A little bit lighter and way to go yet..."
The song makes a little more sense now.

Looks like Simon and Garfunkel.

Gotta have balls of steel to surf the train now!

Wonder where all those jackets are now. Keep your eyes peeled at garage sales!

What with the ever-rising cost of fish, Japanese criminals are paying top-dollar for black-market tuna, which they then sell to California's sushi restaurants.

Unfortunately, the 'n' key is next to the 'b' key on the computer keyboard.

As a white person, I'm offended! How come BOTH of the couple have to be white people?
Always making us look bad.

August Mobius' baby rattle.

"Bad Chewie" T-shirt, please.

Miss C,
You aren't the only one who was (and still is) confused by the comment. If I were king, nobody would be allowed near a keyboard unless they passed second grade and knew how to use punctuation.

Thanks for this post.

Wow! I want to go to Rustland and ride the terrifying rollercoaster of death.

Awesome! I never thought to use iceskate blades before. But why didn't you guys run this story BEFORE Halloween?!?

It's for removing cooked spaghetti noodles out of the pot of boiling water. Now I won't have to scream in pain each time I thrust my bare hand into the pot to get some. Genius!

"Bad Chewie" T-shirt please.

Alex, you're repeating yourself:

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/18/the-genetic-disease-that-completely-erases-racial-bias/

An old-timey helium bucket, from back before balloons were invented. And look, it's STILL floating!

"Bad Chewie" T-shirt please.

Here's a side no one has thrown out there yet: What about the decent, traditional guys who WANT to get married, but can't find any women that are worth it?

I run into more and more single women who are married to their job and never have time for romance, marriage, family, etc.
If I ever meet a woman who isn't crazy and obsessed with money, I'll marry her. But apparently she isn't in America.