Precision tennis racquet.

(Bad Chewie)

Bet he ain't got a girlfriend.

God's machine that makes mushrooms. (See? He just finished using it.)

- Bad Chewie

Nothing. I'd rather swim, fish, or boat there than sit on my bum watching a screen.

Why not?

Applicant foolishly disclose their social security numbers and birthdays so companies can run credit checks. What's the difference?

There should be caterpillar-like tufts of hair growing in his ears.

I played it on the American pronunciation and misspelled 'cuff'. Afterwards found out the girl was saying 'cough'.

What a joy it is to read the comments for this article; they're all spelled correctly!

What is a Cuh?

Neat piece of art, but a stupid piece of furniture. It has a big dip in the middle and lots of thin holes everywhere else. You have to lay another tabletop on top of this just so you can put stuff on it.

I had no idea he was in his 70s. He looks like he stopped aging over 20 years ago.

Wonder if he has a girlfriend?

I hate when Americans pronounce 'kilometer' as 'kill-AH-mitter'. It is a 'KI-lo-meter.'

If the '-meter' word is a distance (such as millimeter, centimeter, etc.), then you stress the first syllable.

If the '-meter' word describes a device that measures something (such as thermometer, barometer, etc.) then you stress the second syllable.

Simple.

The first generation of scissors from the Renaissance. They came in 2 pieces and had to be used with both hands.

Even today, we still refer to one scissor as "a pair of scissors".

("Bad Chewie" shirt please._

I never heard of a Zagreb. I thought Ol' Gil was the guy who sells cars.

Amelie
Big Lebowski
Citizen Kane
Dr. No
E?
Ferris Bueller
Godfather
Hobbit
Inception
Jurassic Park
K?
L?
M?
N?
O?
Pulp Fiction
Q?
Rocky
Star Wars
Titanic
U?
Vertigo
Wizard of Oz
X-Men
Z?

I'm such a nerd.