A prison cellmate is like a box of chocolates...

After making the mistake once, Chewie always remembered to shut the window before engaging the hyperdrive.

It seems the polar bears have frightened away all the English teachers from the elementary school.

Jupiter has 4 moons now, but it also has plenty of room around it for new moons to be installed.
Neptune may or may not be blue (we aren't really sure), but it's definitely not always cold. In the summer it's just really chilly.
"Terra" was the first new Latin word to be added to their vocabulary since ancient times.
If you're from Corpus Christi, then your anus is, on average, 4 times larger than the anuses of other people, and your waistline is 8 inches larger.

Bacon and egg.

What's the point of going to the lake if you can't even pee in the water?

How does that make Mike common? I don't get it.

When I lived in Taiwan and China, I (and every other American I knew) always lived on the 4th floor. The rent is cheaper because locals don't like living on the floor whose name sounds like 'dead' in their language.

Not baaaaaaaaaad.

Hancock, the sequel.

'Patriotic' American town with no churches? Sounds more like a bunch of goose-steppin', AK-47-totin', slogan-chantin' commies to me. You just know that arms factory is going become The People's Palace and it's where the leader will live.