I don't even go #2 100 times in a month. What's wrong with those people?!?

Does anybody at Google actually do any work, or do they all just lounge around all day? And if they do work, what, exactly is it that people do?

A prison cellmate is like a box of chocolates...

After making the mistake once, Chewie always remembered to shut the window before engaging the hyperdrive.

It seems the polar bears have frightened away all the English teachers from the elementary school.

Jupiter has 4 moons now, but it also has plenty of room around it for new moons to be installed.
Neptune may or may not be blue (we aren't really sure), but it's definitely not always cold. In the summer it's just really chilly.
"Terra" was the first new Latin word to be added to their vocabulary since ancient times.
If you're from Corpus Christi, then your anus is, on average, 4 times larger than the anuses of other people, and your waistline is 8 inches larger.

Bacon and egg.

What's the point of going to the lake if you can't even pee in the water?