His twin brother manages my nearest post office! The guy won't let you mail anything if it's not inside an official USPS box (which you have to buy there) and won't let you mail anything without a 'proper' return address, including your name, address, city, state, and ZIP. I normally exclude writing city and state anywhere, because there is already a unique ZIP for each city-state. I pointed this out to him and he said it's required because "the computers needed all that information". I told him the computers should (and can) get by with nothing more than an address and a ZIP, but it was like arguing with a wookiee turd.
I buy airplane tickets based on which one comes up cheapest in my kayak.com search, not what kind of logo is painted on the outside of an airplane. No wonder they're going bankrupt.
I fixed your typo, Senorita C: "When I was a kid, men who were on a secret government movie set in Nevada actually sent back MOVING PICTURES of themselves..."
There's a reason he didn't simply move away.