When I lived in Taiwan and China, I (and every other American I knew) always lived on the 4th floor. The rent is cheaper because locals don't like living on the floor whose name sounds like 'dead' in their language.
'Patriotic' American town with no churches? Sounds more like a bunch of goose-steppin', AK-47-totin', slogan-chantin' commies to me. You just know that arms factory is going become The People's Palace and it's where the leader will live.
His twin brother manages my nearest post office! The guy won't let you mail anything if it's not inside an official USPS box (which you have to buy there) and won't let you mail anything without a 'proper' return address, including your name, address, city, state, and ZIP. I normally exclude writing city and state anywhere, because there is already a unique ZIP for each city-state. I pointed this out to him and he said it's required because "the computers needed all that information". I told him the computers should (and can) get by with nothing more than an address and a ZIP, but it was like arguing with a wookiee turd.
There's a reason he didn't simply move away.