She died in 1860, so it's doubtful that she sings any more. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Remember the good old days, when people had sex with other people directly? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Winter storm "Until something a little more newsworthy comes along"? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Those kids obviously need more sugary foods. And a cappuccino or two. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"John...You have sprinkles on your face.""No." Was anyone else reminded of Bill Clinton? This is hilarious! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I don't even go #2 100 times in a month. What's wrong with those people?!? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 2 replies
Most people don't get to enjoy the snacks at their own funeral reception. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I've said for years that I will support any politician, regardless of party, who abolishes daylight saving time. I hate being sleepy twice a year. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Does anybody at Google actually do any work, or do they all just lounge around all day? And if they do work, what, exactly is it that people do? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 2 replies
"No."
Was anyone else reminded of Bill Clinton? This is hilarious!