For years I've been saying that people fart more in airplanes due to change in air pressure, but people thought I was making a joke. My ego appreciates seeing a real scientist backing me up.
By the same logic, I believe that submariners fart less, until they surface.

Watto was Anakin's father.

Really good find! I'm amazed at the number of buildings that haven't changed much in 140 years. Looks like the original roof on the Great Western Store.

See? This is EXACTLY why waffle irons were invented. Safety first!

Guess I was the only customer who liked Frank-n-Stuff hot dogs in the '80s. They were hollow hot dogs stuffed with chili. Genius!

I stopped reading #3 when the ablaut entered the story. They frighten me.

Gotta watch out for the It. Sneaks up on you every time.

"... group of predominantly women..."
That means that somewhere in this insane-women club, there's a really, really weird guy hanging out?

Women with curly hair pay to have it straightened.
Women with straight hair pay to get it curled.
They both pay to get it dyed, frosted, colored, tinted.

Why can't they just be happy with the hair they got?

...and still, one of these geniuses managed to get a girlfriend?!? Maybe I should move to Kansas.

They would sound high-pitched and squeaky like mice. And they're the same size as mice.