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They ought to bring back Boba Fett. As I recall, it takes the Sarlacc a thousand years to digest somebody. If his stomach acid is really that weak, Boba Fett had plenty of time to crawl safely away.
Peanut butter is more corrosive than Sarlacc acid.
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Restaurants in China that serve "Westernfood" always mess up the details. I've seen:
- Grilled cheese sandwich that was buttered on the inside, so the bread was dry and charred. Nobody told the staff they're supposed to butter the outside.
- Worst hamburger in my life came with about 1/2 cup of mayonnaise smeared on it. Nobody told the staff how much mayonnaise is supposed to go on a burger.
- Same hamburger had a thick slice of apple on it.
- Breakfast consisting of toast, served with little pats of foil-wrapped butter. But the waitress would take the butter pats right out of the freezer and serve them when the toast was done. It's impossible to spread frozen butter, but the Chinese don't eat butter, so they didn't know. Or care.
- Nachos made from corn flakes. They didn't understand that corn chips and corn flakes, although made from the same thing and similar in texture, aren't interchangeable.
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