1% constipation.
(Because you're too busy working on your idea to have time to eat healthy things.)

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Whew! Thanks for posting this article. I was just about to write about how I like to eat fried eggs with a certain canned meat product from Hormel, but you, fortunately, reminded us not to be spammy. Close call.

Restaurants in China that serve "Westernfood" always mess up the details. I've seen:
- Grilled cheese sandwich that was buttered on the inside, so the bread was dry and charred. Nobody told the staff they're supposed to butter the outside.
- Worst hamburger in my life came with about 1/2 cup of mayonnaise smeared on it. Nobody told the staff how much mayonnaise is supposed to go on a burger.
- Same hamburger had a thick slice of apple on it.
- Breakfast consisting of toast, served with little pats of foil-wrapped butter. But the waitress would take the butter pats right out of the freezer and serve them when the toast was done. It's impossible to spread frozen butter, but the Chinese don't eat butter, so they didn't know. Or care.
- Nachos made from corn flakes. They didn't understand that corn chips and corn flakes, although made from the same thing and similar in texture, aren't interchangeable.

Maybe Depends should make the astronauts' suits. Asstronauts!

"...why can't we enjoy the best bits?"

Atheists need to get organized and have some potlucks.

For years I've been saying that people fart more in airplanes due to change in air pressure, but people thought I was making a joke. My ego appreciates seeing a real scientist backing me up.
By the same logic, I believe that submariners fart less, until they surface.

Watto was Anakin's father.

Really good find! I'm amazed at the number of buildings that haven't changed much in 140 years. Looks like the original roof on the Great Western Store.

See? This is EXACTLY why waffle irons were invented. Safety first!