Photo: Cameron Zegers
Swimming in the lake is so plebeian! As the one-percent saying goes, either go hot tubbing in the lake in a hot tub boat, or don't go hot tubbing in the lake at all.
The Hot Tub Boat, which seats 6 people in a comfy 104°F water and boasts handcrafted teak deck, waterproof stereo system, and an electric motor to let you sail about the lake in style, costs a mere $42,000. But if you have to ask, then obviously you can't afford it.