Unfortunately, the article of clothing that gets soiled when coming face-to-face with a polar bear is the one that takes the longest to get to. It's also the one that will probably make the polar bear leave after sniffing it.

You're in a park. In the outdoors. Just go behind a tree.

Phallic symbols on wheels, for the gentlemen who need a little compensation. Kind like the Humvee and Corvette markets in the west, but just as obvious.

Note to self: Put on latex gloves before shaking hands with any British people.

Maybe they'll have a dramatic episode about the taxi driver who suffers from halitosis.

Go ahead... call me old-fashioned; I don't care.I still prefer the traditional method.

For goodness' sake!

Wait, what? They don't have brains?!? What's inside that big bulge behind their eyeballs?

Seagulls taste gross, but not as bad as McRib sandwiches.

Miss Spock looks like Chrissie Hynde.

Bet it's a fort some kids built.

"It is from an animal the size of a large dinosaur, but it is completely unlike a dinosaur egg..."
Bet it's really just an old turd.

This guy complains about getting free pizzas (plural!) delivered to his house?!? Sounds like Heaven.

Ha! They never got over Lou Alcindor's departure.