I will vote for any politician, regardless of party, who vows to get rid of this stupid custom that does nothing more than make people sleepy twice a year.

My car's driver seat doesn't lock either.

So? My feet also smell.

Same reason I don't eat the poopoo platter.

There really IS a rainbow on the dark side of the moon.

"Cookies aren’t something you’d put into a vault for safekeeping..."What planet are you from?

Bet he finds lots of corn. And peanuts.

He's got it wrong. We're all stars, floating around in space. These temporary human bodies are just remote-control avatars. All of the physical sensations they feel are broadcast back to us, where all of our memories, feelings, our souls really are. The human brain is nothing more than an antenna.

I thought it was for a video game.

I don't get why he wasted the cops' time. Did he think he was in danger somehow?

How is it that nobody thought to video them?!?

Ah, yes. The old "captain's log".

He ate a lot more throughout the years. The things in his stomach were the pieces that his body wasn't able to break down or pass on through.

Note for the non-American readers:'Global' means "North America" and 'warming' means 'summer'.

Inhuman reflexes.