The customers can't talk while they eat? I'm going out on a limb here and guessing they don't serve Italian food.

Wonder if inmates at federal prison are still being fed.

What's that little round room just to the left of the words "Blast doors"?

American health care costs an arm AND a leg.

The oilpan plug on my Ford Escort...So THAT's where my oil leak is coming from!

Liono Richie, M

The doorknob is upside down. Ugh!

Besides hydrogen, methane, etc. mine apparently contain sulfur. Lots of sulfur. And sulfur isn't even a gas. Isn't science amazing!

Probably a foreign student who thought those big white things were toilets.

Me and my kin, we don't eat no dang foreign foods anyway. American all the way! Tonight we're having roadkill stew. Again.

I stopped reading at "Record player". I neither own nor have any reason to own most of the things on that list.
As for the vague "Tool kit", I would specify a ratchet/socket set. Whether you get by on car, motorcycle, or bicycle, something is going to break eventually, and all of those are held together with sockets. Metric sockets.

Every Goodwill store here (Corpus Christi) is half-priced-merchandise every other Saturday. That keeps their merchandise from piling up too much.

The opposite of Brazil is Canada. Interesting.

I would have them stand single file so only the guy at the front could take a shot. And then I would be tied on the opposite side of the pole, so that if the shooter DID manage to hit me, the bullet would graze one of my shoulders. Then I could go free with my flesh wound.

Never had cable TV in my life. Still don't see any evidence that I'm missing out on anything.

Perhaps the rhino just got a whiff of the soiled trousers and decided to leave.