I stopped reading at "Record player". I neither own nor have any reason to own most of the things on that list.
As for the vague "Tool kit", I would specify a ratchet/socket set. Whether you get by on car, motorcycle, or bicycle, something is going to break eventually, and all of those are held together with sockets. Metric sockets.

Every Goodwill store here (Corpus Christi) is half-priced-merchandise every other Saturday. That keeps their merchandise from piling up too much.

The opposite of Brazil is Canada. Interesting.

I would have them stand single file so only the guy at the front could take a shot. And then I would be tied on the opposite side of the pole, so that if the shooter DID manage to hit me, the bullet would graze one of my shoulders. Then I could go free with my flesh wound.

Never had cable TV in my life. Still don't see any evidence that I'm missing out on anything.

Perhaps the rhino just got a whiff of the soiled trousers and decided to leave.

"from from"

They're dressed for Halloween as a Venn diagram, but Jean-Luc Xavier should be standing in the middle.

"And now the bride and groom will cut the cheese together." Hmmm. Think I know why tradition has favored cake.

Also, they didn't have much to smile about back then.

See, THIS is why I don't go to movie theaters. The spilled soda on the floors is bad enough, but this?

"Eeeewwww!", said all of her students, who sat watching the whole ordeal.

I'll bet his condition gave him a loud side-effect after every meal.

Someone doesn't understand how guns work.