An reply is like a answer except consonant.

Fill the fuselage with a cargo of helium balloons, and they shouldn't need that much runway to take off.

Is that little girl with the ghost eyes twisting the head off of her dollie?

Just reading about that procedure sounds like a torture. And people actually pay $3000 to have that done to them?

Had to do it the old-fashioned way (pencil & paper), but I figured it out.

John,
Maybe you can put your daughter in a private preschool to help her studies. It's gold-pressed latinum well-spent.

I, too, am shock and outrage. So much that I cannot even finish spelling my adjectives!
Please cancel my subscription to neatorama. (And I expect a full refund.)

Women's nipples are more sensitive during the peak fertility time. They don't like to feel them rubbing against a hairy chest.

I always suspect afternoon joggers. Who wants to get smelly and sweaty in the middle of the day?

All I see is "This video contains contest from Sony who has blocked it on copyright grounds".

Dang.

20% of the human race all live in one country, where there's the world's number 2 economy, and none of them seem to mind that they aren't allowed to access harmless sites like youtube and facebook?

If you squeeze it hard enough, you don't need the concrete. Like Popeye.

Playing with Legos is how me and all my friends learned about fractions when we were kids. No parents or teachers involved.

Dear China,
1) You only have 22 provinces. What were you thinking when you gave 2 of them the same name? (Shanxi and Shaanxi)
2) Why did you decide to place those 2 provinces right next to each other? At least Sweden and Switzerland are separated not only by other countries, but also by a sea.

Remove the plank from your eye before complaining about the speck in Europe's.

Wai Guo