I've always been old.

Hated it. One of the stupidest movies I've ever almost seen, because I didn't make it all the way through this waste of film.

So do the oranges make the rat soup taste sweeter, or are they there to tenderize the meat?

My favorite was "I wasn't talking to you".

Is there a reason this instrument isn't available from the Neatorama shop? I'd buy 3, to give to my nephews and niece for Christmas.

Wonder who was sitting around playing with magnets and a battery and figured that out.

How did she manage to create a bump on the back of her own head?

Geez, I remember those shows. I thought Hawkeye was going to be that birdman from the Buck Rogers TV show.

Only the head is the droid. The ball is just a ball. The droid uses the force to make the ball roll, so that it can go somewhere.

"...a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting."
Time to get new friends.

I boycott Black Friday because I feel sorry for the employees who have to cut their own Thanksgiving holiday short in order to go to work that night, where they have to deal with the idiots who go out shopping early, early on Friday morning.
Meanwhile, the big-shots and managers who came up with the extended shopping hours are safe at home all weekend, enjoying a vacation.

Check out the guy at the end of the wing, kind of 'pushing' with just one hand. Think he got hired through nepotism?

"... even in open-carry Texas..."
Texas is not the gun-friendly state that Hollywood thinks it is. Texas is one of the few states that is NOT an open-carry state.

Is that Monica Lewinsky using the octopus tablet-holder?

One of their 'victims' who is an idiot and has no sense of humor, is going to freak out, assume that's a personal threat in there somehow, and call the police. Then they'll be charged with "making a terroristic threat" felony, which is what lazy cops now use as against people as a none-of-the-above, when they haven't really committed any crime.
That's what happened to me.