French inventor Christian Poincheval makes pills that will perfume your farts into smelling like violets or roses. And now he has a new product for Christmas, a pill that will make flatulence smell like chocolate! Poincheval has been working on his earth-shattering invention for eight years now.
According to Poincheval's website, the idea for the pills apparently came from a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting.
"We were at table with friends and after a hearty meal, we almost suffocated as our farts were smelly," Poincheval writes. "The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something."
You can buy these pills for ten euros. There’s also a special powdered version for dog farts. -Thanks, Linda Shaw!