And during all his adventures, he still found the time to marry 3 different women - at the same time - so add polygamy to his list of unsavory hobbies. But what a busy fellow!
"...the average person farts between 10 and 20 times per day". The key word here is 'average'. That means for every pretty girl who doesn't fart, there is some guy who farts between 20 and 40 times per day. We make the average possible.
This was the funniest thing I've seen in years. John, not only was Martin Freeman in the Hobbit movies, but he was also on The Office (the BBC version, not the funny one), so this is a perfect cross-over. So glad I watched this!
So glad I watched this!
This.
(P.S. 10 feet isn't very far. Can your elves make it shoot farther?)