Merry Christmas! Now Leave the Gun. Take the Cannoli.

Redditor sanofsan writes, “Every christmas my bff and I send cards to random addresses.” Frank provides helpful information in one of them. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get to State Street right now.

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That's all that I have available.

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More details perhaps?

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One of their 'victims' who is an idiot and has no sense of humor, is going to freak out, assume that's a personal threat in there somehow, and call the police. Then they'll be charged with "making a terroristic threat" felony, which is what lazy cops now use as against people as a none-of-the-above, when they haven't really committed any crime.
That's what happened to me.

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