Whatever he was texting, it wasn't important; they never are. He was probably watching a stupid youtube video and missed that amazing whale right there.

"I apologize if this is a repost..." Yeah, I thought I'd seen this before somewhere.

I'm willing to post sarcastic comments on websites that have multiple little articles because my attention spa

My street is 44% less. It's official: I live in the 'hood.

I'll bet the Americanized food isn't even made with real panda.

Somehow they've already convinced a generation of teenagers to carry an idol with them at all times and to stare at it every 5 minutes. Since that generation is growing up not knowing how to relate with another human being, they will be the ones who finally give in to the Google Glass.
If not them, then certainly the next generation.

Big Mac Daddy.

Been an American for all my life (so far), and I've never had any of these 'foods'. Except the rattlesnake. Tried it at a fair in Oklahoma about 15 years ago, but never saw it since.
That bear looks like barbecue brisket. I'd try it.

Clever. I also see the flag of Indonesia in there (and thus the flag of Monaco, too).