Wonder if that Chinese robot horse will run this long.

That's the second-most-disgusting food I've ever seen! (The first is balut, which I saw in the Philippines. No wonder they sold out of these nasty chicken-bun hotdogs.)

2026: After decades of poor fiscal policy, the American economy collapsed.
2027: In a reversal of roles, corporations bailed out the government, taking over responsibilities which were formerly held by federal departments.
2029: The USS Donald is commissioned.

I must have been the only kid who liked Frank-n-Stuff hotdogs in the mid-80s. They came with chili inside the middle of the hotdogs. Genius!

Malcolm X was a terrible documentary. But maybe that's because I hadn't already seen Malcolms 1 through 9, and wasn't really sure what was going on.

That poor cat has to be in pain. They should do the humane thing and end it.

What does he farm? He lives in a concrete city where everything is paved.

It's great technology now allows us to build fake skulls for this poor kid, but it's sad she'll have to get a new one implanted each time she outgrows the previous.

All my monkeys ever taught me to do was throw poo.

"We've got grey rides inside a grey chamber, accessed through a grey tunnel. Children love bright cheerful colors like grey, right? Plus the name of our park means 'salty turd'!"

I'll bet all of these were quickly discovered by the walk-through metal detectors, yet the TSA takes credit, as if their crack commandos had anything to do with it.

That's a sweet helmet.

In other news, somebody deposited a chicken burger at a New Hampshire bank.