Not only will the rain/snow fall into the horizontal entry-hole, but it will form a puddle inside, where the floor is low. Birds don't want that.

Do the British call it latinium?

85 first time, 93 on colorblind mode.

"It's the year 2076 and Jabberjaw, a fifteen-foot-tall shark named Jabberjaw..." That made me laugh, and then I laughed.

I gave up after 30 seconds. That annoying siren noise.

In the '80s, I used to go there a lot because they were the only place that sold resistors, capacitors, circuit boards, etc. But then the upper management had the bright idea: "Instead of carrying the things our customers can't find anywhere else, let's just carry batteries and cell phones, both of which are already sold at a million other places." Idiots.

See those 2 dudes in short-sleeved shirts, while everyone else is bundled up in thick coats? Canadian spies.

Sounds like a Taco Bull.

"Safe from shooters with your hooters!"

Alternate headline: "Man Discovers Expensive, Yet Surefire, Way to Prevent Marriage and Employment"