What kind of bear wanders into a kitchen and doesn't tear it apart looking for the food he smells in the cabinets, in the refrigerator, and in the dog-food bowls?

Ha! He doesn't know what he just bought.

Bet we'll be seeing more cases like this in the future. I already told my neighbor that if she doesn't hear from me for 2 or 3 weeks, to call the cops and break into my house. I don't want my corpse to be discovered 9 years later by accident.

The Corona lockdown has done wonders for youtube.

Hey! Is that the Elf girl from Lord of the Rings?

How do you open the door?

The Grinch's mountaintop home must have been really, really high. When he went down to Whoville, the gravity was stronger.

That's not an American pizza. That's obviously a common food for people who live along the French/Italian border.

The original Oak Ridge Boy.

Bet it involves a guy with skis and a parachute.

Great article! I want those guys to review He-Man's vehicles.

Do the people in New York City know that the rest of us don't live in tiny, expensive prison cells?

I hate beer. Cookies would be better.

But do they rust? Unlike the moon, we got lots of humidity and puddles down here.