Probably smells of rampant hypocrisy.

I'd like to see him do it while pulling a rolling stoppy. Or how about while doing figure of 8 burnouts?

It's usually adult women who try to commit involuntary suicide under my wheels while texting. I find kids are a little more aware of their surroundings. Perhaps this because they have grown up with texting whereas the adults have learned it later in life?

And of course most blokes don't seem to text.

Not just shopped, but very badly shopped.

As well as wine they have vodka. I recall drinking backstage way back when with Lemmy, Phil, Wurzel and Pete and vodka was definitely involved along with beer and wine (not sure if it was shiraz though).

I can't recall which one of the band it was, but one of them came out with the immortal line "this tastes better than that glass of piss somebody threw onstage". I'd love to see that as a quote on the website: "This shiraz tastes better than a beerglass full of piss."

How does somewhere with one resident count as a town? Seriously it shouldn't even count as a hamlet.

Pork floss? Can you get a big cloud of it on a stick?

Note: Candy floss is the British name for what may in other cultures be called cotton candy.

@soubriquet we were invaded by shrews and guess what? We used humane traps and got rid of the infestation in a week.

Yup that's far from the biggest. We used to sling rubber between two trees when we were kids. Ours was larger than that and we weren't claiming the world's biggest.

Regarding the supposed Wordpress problem I have posted hundreds if not thousands of comments on Wordpress blogs and never experienced this problem so we can only assume that either:

(1) it's your browser,
(2) it's you, or
(3) you are some sort of Google shill.

Which is it?

That's a ridiclously expensive and complicated mousetrap. Escpecically when you consider effective traps (both "humane" and otherwise) and poisons are available for little more than pennies.

It seems to be a successful exercise in demonstrating how cheap, simple and effective existing mousetraps are.

How on earth could a Clapton ticket have no resale value? A poor question since the premise is extremely unlikely.

Of course if the TARDIS did materialize inside a bottle the Doctor wouldn't have too much trouble shattering the glass with his sonic.

It's a pretty crap job all round. It would have been pretty simple to make a playable guiTARDIS.

In fact that gives me an idea for a new body for the old strat copy I use as a guitbass. I'll pop down the timber merchant tomorrow.

@Stubb I find Freeman to be far the weakest part of the show. He's a very limited actor and I never saw Watson as an irritating, sarcastic little git. Other than that Shelock has been a very watchable show, apart from "The Reichenbach Fall" which was a real let down.