Remember when you used to be king and/or queen of the playground, conquering the monkey bars like you're part simian or hitting the slide so fast you flew off the end of the chute like a rocket ship?
Well, those days are over, you're all grown up now, so stop messing around or the playground will find a way to get you. Learn by this poor schmuck's example-don't try to squeeze in to where you don't belong. The playgrounds are hungry, my friends, and they prefer to dine on the slow witted...
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