Neat, but the amusement value would wear off fairly quickly.

D Bozko - it's quite hard to evict someone in the UK. Seriously delinquent non-payment would get it - but it might take months.

Flew off the handle? Sounds more like a human flew off the handle with the dog scrounging and had a stab at it.

I'll have a hot-dog, please.

Fake? Perhaps you're not seeing what we're seeing. Hold a straight-edge to the screen.

As for flooring - imagine coming home from the pub a bit squiffy...

At least it was tableware - imagine wobbly blancmanges cast in the shape of - well - something wobbly.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other, innit. The hole should have been cordonned off, but then she should have been looking where she was going. Nest she'll be sueing trees and lamp posts.

It isn't all about sheer mass. There was a truly vast Samoan a few years ago - he just couldn't cut the mustard - smaller chaps chucked him all over the place.

Yeah, I always assumed this was how cabbages do it, for a start. At least, it's how mine do it when I water them.

The extra amount of freedom of movement that comes from having keys on rings on another ring makes it much easier to find and use the one you want. Having them more constrained would drive me up the wall.

Neat idea - but fails to solve a real problem.

How splendidly silly. It'll only appeal to Star Wars anoraks, but since when has that ever been a problem?

We have friends nearby who have both lost their jobs. They have applied for rent support from the local council (that's how things are done in the UK) and have eaten through all their savings paying the rent while waiting for the machinery to grind along but still nothing is forthcoming from the council. Paperwork has been lost, letters not answered and so on.
Next month they will be failing to pay the rent as they have no money left.
While I fully understand the frustration of landlords with delinquent tenents, bear in mind that not all do it maliciously - some are in the hands of higher powers.

"The Llama is a quadruped
which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead,
and a beak for eating honey,
but it is provided with fins for swimming.
Llamas are larger than frogs.
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one
where people are swimming, you shout,
'Look out, there are Llamas!'"

They'll have fuel theives breaking their fences down.

I hope it scrubs up well.

Very neat, but I'm not sure it's what the world really needs. Like oxy, I have serious doubts over how these get used - we've lately had a spot of bother with the dibbles in the UK, overstepping the mark at protests and the like. I'd like to be able to exercise my legitimate right to disagree vigourously with the gibberment (that's all they seem good for at the moment) without being lit up.