Does anyone else find it ironic how long this article is, and how complicated it makes the whole issue seem?

When I scratch my dog like that, she does a funny little dance. But that cat's face in the video is hysterical.

I don't know, but keep it away from my groin region.

Looks like IKEA is jumping on the trend of "ugly dolls", plushir viruses, squid hats, and other such things that are hot right now.

She's so quirky! Someone should make an indie film about her! Seriously, though... a year of outfits, and they're all awful.

Is this why all the guys on MTV wear lipstick and eyeliner now?

In America, even the retarded are allowed to have children.

AJ: that feature you describe that tells you how many more miles you can go... that's been around for years in minivans and such.

That's awesome. Which means there's NO WAY it will ever go into production in an American car.

The Ganzfield Procedure? First of all, why would I tape ping-pong ball halves to my face? Couldn't I just close my eyes for the same effect? As for the radio tuned to static... that's just white noise, like a fan or something. I sometimes turn on a source of white noise like that to help me sleep. The "Ganzfield Procedure" doesn't make you hallucinate; it just puts you to sleep, and then you dream!

Oh, PETA, what will you do next? I'm an animal lover myself, and I think PETA's heart is in the right place (for the most part), but their methods stink.

Kirk Cameron and the Creationists have the banana; we Scientists have the walking fish.

If only it could ionize the water and convert it to homeopathic medicine at the same time...

It's a coin-operated torture box. You stick an appendage of your choice in one end, drop in a coin, and watch the magic happen!

Oh, Santa! Is that a Mr. T action figure in your pocket?