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It should work. The other day some 300 lb guy came onto where I work wearing yellow and black Homer Simpson pajama pants; a black T-shirt with a magenta Darth Vader design; a multi colored Super Dragon Ball Z ball cap; and a Hello Kitty bandana as a germ mask. Nobody came within 20 feet of him.
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Percentage of alcohol aside, Tito's Vodka would be an expensive option. But then, I can't understand why. Tito's "Handmade" vodka is anything but handmade.The stuff is made from industrial-grade alcohol shipped in from, the same commercial stills supplying the plastic bottle bargain stuff. It starts as grain neutral spirit (GNS) manufactured by Archer Daniels Midland (ADM), Midwest Grain Products (MGP), or Grain Processing Corporation (GPC).
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I'd be willing to bet the 1997 version had a black ring because the design department found out it made the letters BMW stand out against all the colors the car would be painted.Twenty three years later, some hot new executive pushes for a modernization of the old badge and some edgy young graphic designer comes up with the new look. And neither of them bothered to find out why the black ring was originally chosen.
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Could have been worse. It could have been done in Harvest Gold; Burnt Orange; Avocado Green; or Barn Red. As a survivor of the 60s and '70s, I can attest, this lime green is cheery yet calming by comparison.
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Why/how would he cut himself with it? It really isn't a sword. It is more of a long baton that is about half metal. Just because it looks like a sword, doesn't mean it is sharp. Still, it is an extremely impressive performance.
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A translation of the inscription may help:
"This ring, no other, is made by the Elves Who'd pawn their own mother to get it themselves.Ruler of creeper, mortal and scallop, This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop. If broken or busted it cannot be remade. If found, send to Sorhed. (The postage is prepaid.)"
Bored Of The Rings, Harvard Lampoon
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New Age Saps will buy any bullshit. I'm surprised this guy did not go Native Tradition and start whacking them with a tomahawk, More cosmick debris. Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
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There are also documented cases of knights slaying dragons and rescuing maidens with great success. Sadly there are several accounts of confused or inebriated knights slaying maidens while rescuing dragons.
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Sure. That will sell really well. I have never met a vegetarian/vegan who wants to keep it a secret. "Nice day, isn't it?" "I'm a vegetarian." Nobody is going to want something that looks like meat so they can blend in with others. They usually want to feel morally/spiritually/ethically superior to people who eat meat.
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