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Kiwi Fruit Pizza

What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less then he
Whom Thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; th' Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure, and in my choyce
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n.

Therefore as we have fallen from a great height into the bowels of the earth, let us dine appropriately with this meal of kiwi fruit-covered pizza, a monstrosity befitting our condition. Redditor nre found it for us and dubs it "an unholy abomination."

-via Kurt Schlichter


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