Santiago Terrasas, a Shoshoni martial artist and kinesiologist who lives outside of Reno, Nevada, will happily take you down with a meat cleaver. For 40 minutes, he'll whack at you with the sharp edge, livening up the blood flowing in your body. Eugene S. Robinson describes the experience in Ozy:
“Well, ultimately, our body wants to breathe,” says the 41-year-old Terrases. “So I want to improve the flow of blood, spread those blood vessels, open up the muscles and push the pain out.” A statement that could easily have been attributed to at least a half-dozen serial killers. [...]
“There are more things under heaven on Earth than in our books of science,” says surgeon Dr. Steve Ballinger quoting Hamlet. “But I’ve had four massages with razor-sharp instruments and it seems like it works 50 percent of the time. Usually if the cleaver is cold, it’s like an ice massage. Or maybe it scares you into a neuro reset.”
Terrasas charges $3 a minute, but will soon raise that price due to increased demand for his services. So make an appointment while you can still afford it.
-via Nag on the Lake | Image: Kasia Robinson
New Age Saps will buy any bullshit. I'm surprised this guy did not go Native Tradition and start whacking them with a tomahawk, More cosmick debris. Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?