I didn't know monsters had tits.

Surprisingly, not that interesting.

Squirrels were responsible for the whole thing. They strapped on tiny suicide bombs and catapulted themselves at the buildings.

See the recent squirrel posts here for further proof.

Lots of power outages are caused by squirrels getting into high voltage boxes and frying themselves. Pernicious little devils, they are.

Excellent riposte to the previous squirrel post, by the way. Next time, somebody abuses a dog or cat, we could have a post about how dogs bite people or cats kill songbirds.

(lol. I think I'm becoming a S#!+ disturber)

Al Gore IS a global crack.

"At last, my squirrel-flinging device is ready. I will use it, unless you send me a million dollars..."

How do you pay for duck tape?
Put it on your bill.

I know, I know.

I feel ill.

That's crueller than poison because it's done for entertainment. If you really have a squirrel problem, you only need to whack it on the head with a shovel.

But I guess you can't put that to cool music.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "funnel cake".

Maybe they ran out of the other kind.

It is kind of sad that they can glamorize something so ugly. I have to agree with Jen. Hardly Faberge egg material. Not even as good as those glitzy emu egg purses.

Um... I don't think that's its tongue.

Cute at first, but you've got to wonder why the man hired the ass in the first place.

And the cartoon doesn't show what the animal did to get into trouble with the boss. He should have shown it breaking something, or maybe sleeping on the job(lazy ass?).

I did think of it as just a crazy person's reactionary rant against wacky creationists, but just imagine the uproar if the car was covered with anti-any_other_religion. The owner would be prosecuted.

But, since it's only bashing Jesus, it's chic and fun...?

Well, kinda lame, and maybe a little tedious, but interesting.

Who cares if the physics is wrong?

A set of soft stools... tee-hee!