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Now, maybe if she were imitating Jesus or Mohammed...
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If "Papa says..." is written on the child's shirt, then "Accidental discharge impossible" is written on the bedsheets. That brings up a whole host of other questions - no, probably best to leave that one alone. Best leave mama and papa's private lives out of it.
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You have to take the trays out first, or the ice won't be dying.
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Wonder what the side effects are, standing between the coils like that.
Maybe none of them wanted to have kids, anyway.
Maybe none of them wanted to have kids, anyway.
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This is not a municipal sign. It's somebody's wonderful idea of how to make people more aware of homelessness.
It's meant to be a little incongruous and absurd, so, in a way, it is humorous.
It's meant to be a little incongruous and absurd, so, in a way, it is humorous.
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Whoa, Jenny, you need a reality check. Do you have any idea how much energy a big dog has? We could be harnessing that energy on treadmills. We'd rescue a lot of strays by using them in factories.
This is not horrible or severe. Stupid, maybe. Not great exercise for the human, and that extra bar on one side looks dangerous for people passing by.
I would love to see one of these going downhill, or some kid flying off when Rover sees a squirrel.
This is not horrible or severe. Stupid, maybe. Not great exercise for the human, and that extra bar on one side looks dangerous for people passing by.
I would love to see one of these going downhill, or some kid flying off when Rover sees a squirrel.
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Assuming a blue-skinned being would have red blood.
I think that's why Star Wars was rejigged a little, to make the heroes less nasty. After all, they weren't killing real people. They were killing an army of clones.
I think that's why Star Wars was rejigged a little, to make the heroes less nasty. After all, they weren't killing real people. They were killing an army of clones.
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You resemble Gandhi?
No, I'm sure it's not just you.
No, I'm sure it's not just you.
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Mrs Yoda must be very happy.
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Searing observations?
Come on.
I enjoy watching Family Guy, but let's not exaggerate what they do.
Most of their "parodies" are simply scenes lifted from recognizable plays, movies, or tv shows, with little or no change in dialogue.
When they do hit on something unique and original, they tend to beat it to death.
Though it is pretty good for a writing staff of manatees with a tank of idea balls.
Come on.
I enjoy watching Family Guy, but let's not exaggerate what they do.
Most of their "parodies" are simply scenes lifted from recognizable plays, movies, or tv shows, with little or no change in dialogue.
When they do hit on something unique and original, they tend to beat it to death.
Though it is pretty good for a writing staff of manatees with a tank of idea balls.
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If you're looking for people, look on the left side of the picture, where the Shedd Aquarium is. It shows families inside, at the top of the seating for the whale tanks.
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I like how "beauty queen is exploited" = "woman forced to cover up is exploited".
Or "terrorists blowing up world trade centre" = "US in Iraq".
Oversimplified, and perhaps a little biased.
Or "terrorists blowing up world trade centre" = "US in Iraq".
Oversimplified, and perhaps a little biased.
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I remember that.
It was kind of Start Wars meets the Love Boat.
It was kind of Start Wars meets the Love Boat.
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Dare I say it?
Now, that's good - no, I can't say it...
Now, that's good - no, I can't say it...
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And you're worried about why the lizard guy isn't wearing a helmet?