Bizarro: Fire Your Ass.

Here is today's Bizarro! By the way, the missus and I finally managed to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, and Johnny "Captain Jack Sparrow" Depp ad libbed a reference to Bizarro near the end of the movie!

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Johnny Depp is talking about Bizzarro Pizza in Indialantic Florida. It is where his manager, sister used to live before moving to California in 2003. Johnny loved Bizzarro Pizza Pies and ate them when in town. Thats the fact Jack!
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Cute at first, but you've got to wonder why the man hired the ass in the first place.

And the cartoon doesn't show what the animal did to get into trouble with the boss. He should have shown it breaking something, or maybe sleeping on the job(lazy ass?).
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Bizarro is always such limp, obvious jokes. I would expect edgier humor from a greeting card.

If you're looking for a clever comic, try Tom the Dancing Bug. Heck, Bizarro makes Dilbert sound like Bill Hicks.
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