Fake.

The article indicatess that this cat is a Persian. Doesn't look much like what I thought a Persian was.

This ad is in danger of disproving its own point by its exaggeration. However, I doubt it's meant to say, "don't go puking in the alley with your kid". The point is that they are learning from their parents how to behave, now or later in life.

What's refreshing is that it's showing examples of women behaving equally as poorly as men, and not just as victims.

Size does matter.

Maybe if he buttoned his shirt a little higher...

How can you sell the hole?
Wouldn't it just be air?
I smell a con job - smells like fish.

So true...

Why, God, why?

Pac Man doesn't have teeth. He can't afford to take the time to chew his food. He simply swallows and digests later.
He has the world's toughest stools.

This reminds me of Italy. When cat-owners no longer need/want their cats, they set them free to become strays. I think the same thing happens for dogs.

I've been to the cat sanctuary in Rome - smells like cats, but it's a pretty famous place, built on the spot where Julius Caesar was killed.

Pet ownership as a casual thing isn't new. This is simply an idea to make a few bucks off it.

That's a lotta cotton balls.

No fat chicks.

Dude looks pretty robust himself.

Doesn't look a thing like them.

Is this why we have so many conceptual artists? Lots of ideas, but no talent?

I hear a farmer in India married his Chewbacca backpack.

Comparing vibrators with Viagra is apples to oranges. Sure, they both start with "vi-", but that's where the similarity ends.

We shouldn't leap to conclusions about why the laws were put into place. The real reason is shoddy workmanship on the part of the original vibrator manufacturers, and the grisly results Several vibrator-related fatalities occurred in the 1950's. Men returned home from a hard day at the office, to find their wives sprawled on the floor of the kitchen, their faces contorted in a combination grimace of ecstasy and pain. Their suppers were unprepared, cold, or burnt.

A related law was passed restricting the use of the vacuum pump for men, due to a number of grisly mutilations in the 1970's.

Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't.