Geez, fsmarch, I guess we should just stick to pictures of cute kittens.
They should have labelled this as NSFW, but I've seen creepier stuff than that on the Internet.

Most European countries are self-important, though.

Been composting for years. It always amazes me to see how much garbage families will put out on the street.

Works for me.

"It’s repeated through the whole vals, making it the world’s most listened to melody in the world."

Repeating it throughout the whole waltz isn't what makes it the most-listened-to.

Is that the same ringtone from the movie Jurassic Park III - the phone that was pooped out of the big dinosaur?

Not really sure what was so unusual about that.

I don't wear a watch, but if I had to choose on eof the Tokyoflahs ones, I would choose the 1000100101 Black, because it seems the least flashy.

The "bun" looks like an English muffin.

Sucks.

Where's the elephant's other tusk?

Jess, if you're going to pontificate so vehemently, at least spell marshmallow correctly.

Stereotypical drivel.

The one in Ostia is restored. Verona has an amphitheatre they're always performing operas in. Pompeii's amphitheatre and 2 theatres are still usable.

There are lots more on the list, too.

It would be very annoying after two paragraphs.

If it becomes a book on tape, they could get William Shatner to read it.

The hand could be a towel or toilet paper holder, and the face could hold soap.
The upside-down half baby head is kinda gross, but it's just what I need to go with my human skin lampshades.

What they didn't film was how happy they were getting each other out of their pants in the first place.