Celibacy is just nobody willing to admit they were gay.

That is so amazingly clever.

That's one career-ending move for that meter maid.
Cops regularly don't give tickets to other cops or government employees with any pull.

Better yet. You can cut cheese through it. Your side of the room won't smell it.

There's a tower in Kansas City that's way more phallic than either of em. Google the Liberty Memorial Tower and tell me it ain't packing.

They probably sang and danced around a little. I think it's a cool concept, but for all the wrong reasons.

I guess it goes to show how useful math really is.

Don't get it. Don't care to get it.

She would be better off to marry a dildo rather than a piece of fence. Unless it's one really nice piece of fence.

Tire doesn't look flat. Really stupid idea.

Wow, Tim. Your last couple of posts have been pretty nasty. Don't get your thetans out of joint. I'm not an agent of the great psychology conspiracy. I'm not much for the whole psychology thing at all, so any that I do spout would correctly be considered dime-store. I don't profess to be anything more than just some guy voicing my opinion.

It's surprising to see you lower yourself to trolling, but I guess I'm some kind of evil Xenu-monster to you. I sincerely feel sorry for you, Tim. I wish I could help you along the path to getting out of the mind-control cult of Scientology. But that's a choice you'll have to make on your own someday.

Damn dirty grapes.. Ha! I love it. Best comment in a long time.

Why can't women take a free seat in a bar? The paranoid life you must lead, cuimhne.

Thanks for the insult, Tim. I am a "tool", as in a penis? Very interesting... tell me more about your childhood...
At least I'm not a tool of a mind-control cult, Tim. So there.

And really, Peter, they're not flaunting their penises. They're trying to compensate for their feelings of penile inadequacy. So, yes, the dude's wife could very well feel like she's strapping on her own penis when she puts on a gun.

And if you must take my remarks seriously, at least try to give better responses than that. The pit bull comment was bang-on, I think. Sure, if you're hunting, you can carry your gun around, but why carry while shopping? He's just trying to feel important.

What was odd was the wording of the question: "Who did Cain marry after Abel died?"

So if Abel had lived, Cain would have married him?

Oh, yeah, the Hitlers, whatever.

This would be something for the older golfer. And what makes you think a woman couldn't use this?

It would be a little more discreet if they had this as part of the golf bag. And it could hold more.