It's not apathy, but realism. Plus, who would bother reading a sign like that. You make eye contact, suddenly you're dragged in to some tit's sob story. Or he distracts you while his colleague picks your pocket.

I was thinking "poo", too, when I saw that.

Yeah, Corey Ellis. Nobody cares.

Sounds like an excellent idea, if it really works. I wonder, though, how many non-Alzheimer's patients have been duped by it.

Naw, he just wouldn't hire one. Maybe they'd seat a bald cancer patient somewhere in the back, where you couldn't see her.

What did you do last week?

I gave crabs to baby cuttlefish.

Maybe Ed McMahon could rent his house to her, and make a bit of cash.

It's kinda like walking around with your penis hanging out. Except there's a law against that.

Go figure.

From that picture, she's either a lot younger than him, or they spent all his dough on her plastic surgery.

Pam McMahon - it almost rhymes.

Oh, yeah - he's got money problems. Sucks, but hard to sympathize with him. A lot of people don't make in their lifetime as much as he owes.

Water Beads and Desert Spice.

I would have preferred Dessert Spice.

You can poop, shower, and brush your teeth at the same time. If there were only a golf club to pee in, it would be perfect.

Dude writes like a 14-yr-old. The link was a great example of how not to do web design.

Too much vase, not enough flower.

That's my guess.

One without gravity, maybe.

Doesn't matter how much effort you spent. You have to learn to let go of material things, or just keep the place forever.

It's a cute thing to put there, and I doubt the person who wrote the note was really all that peeved. He probably knew that one day it would give someone a chuckle.