I call shenanigans on this list.

School Principal is 15 spots "better" than an Optomologist?

Having warm Bud Light served by a robot doesn't make it taste less like urine.

SparkS:
The incoming calls for every Wal-Mart store go to the ladies fitting room booth (men don't try on clothes as much as women).

If you're willing to brave a stroll through the women's underwear section take a look at the phone in there, its a massive switchboard phone to transfer calls to all the other departments.

Thank you Simone.

To Jerse, actually if he's true to Sikh he should have a "short sword" on him at all times. Its usually only a small dagger, couple inches of blade, but if his turban is that big maybe he's enlarging everything.

I dunno, people get all worked up and frustrated on the phone. I've asked people for their username, don't know it, so I ask for their email address (since the first part IS the username), don't know it, so I ask them to spell their last name to look up their account..."I don't know it."

Happened to me at least twice.

Ahhh, reminds me of the tech support call I took from an elderly woman who insisted she wanted spam. Apparently she heard the term on the news and got confused. I tried to correct her but nope, none of that.

I hope she got all the spam she wanted.

Start the clock: how long before we're reading about a spouse that uses one of these things to spy on the location of the other?

Good point Adam, or the front of the car as they were getting back up. Most of that should have crumbled under their weight.

There's just so much that doesn't make sense. The poses are so odd, like how do you get back up without smearing the prints and not planting the one hand on the hood? Its just all shenanigans.

Yes vonskippy, I would want that person to be fired if they said that to a customer while on the job, as this UPS employee did. Its called professionalism, grow up and deal with it.

LMAO! Yes, because an assertion in a blog should be taken as gospel and NEVER to be questioned. How dare we doubt anything posted on the internet.

I've lived in Western NY all my life, no stranger to snow. If the snow is slightly wet and the packing is right you can get imprints that show buttons or folds in your clothes (we often would fall on our ass and get up to see a detailed ass-print), but this looks ridiculously fake.

Look at the guy on the right, tell me how you get imprints of individual fingers if you karate-chop your hand into snow like that? You'd only get the edge of the hand.

Was a winner ever announced on this?

Fun contest!

I'd like the Biohazard Leather if selected to win.

I can't load the shop either, operation timeout.