It's wicked funny that so many people will say, "OMG, that is NOT how we sound here."

Yeah, yeah it is. :P

Pika vs. Sandcat - MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

I wonder if those are the kind of cat that only wants to eat a few birds, or the kind that will eat your face while you're asleep.

You'll notice on these animations that they always show the fit from the West Coast of Africa against the East Coast of South America side.

They never show you the opposite side of the earth, because they don't fit together on that side.

The reason for this is that instead of a single ball of earth, it was one giant continent. It only ever fit together on one side.

After owning goldfish for a week, it's obvious to anyone that they remember when feeding time is.

Damn, but humans are really good at coming up with new ways of killing each other more efficiently.

Yet another website where idiots pretend to know what they're talking about.

Those PETA people need to get laid. Nobody getting regular sex can be such a d-bag on a constant basis.

I get nervous if my car goes below half a tank. Then again, I don't want to worry about gassing up in the middle of a zombie infestation.

Newsflash ladies, the lion has a mane, it's obviously male. Cutting off his frank and beans doesn't make it a lady.

The towers in SF really have a racket going. If your car even looks like it's a half-inch into a red zone, they'll tow you.

Yeah, you can appeal, but by then they already have your car, and they're charging you for every day your appeal process takes, and threatening to sell it if you don't pick it up in a month.

Once they have you over a barrel like that, you basically have to pay.

Maybe God really wants stupid people to be so ugly they can't possibly reproduce.

How can I possibly vote for anyone else after that?

I just carry around a card that says, "Don't Tase me Bro!" in 7 languages.

No woman is worth that.