"Sir-Shake-A-Lot shimmies like a speedfreak after snorting a line of crystal meth the length of John Holmes’ blue-veined-blood-bomber. Sir Shake needs some Thorazine, quick! The dude is fried."

was that reference to John Holmes' penis really necessary?

I just skip all cracked.com links now.
They bury any interesting information under crude fratboy toilet humour.

"computer speakers that bellow out"

the correct word is billow
billow: bil·low (bl)
n.
1. A large wave or swell of water.
2. A great swell, surge, or undulating mass, as of smoke or sound.
v. bil·lowed, bil·low·ing, bil·lows
v.intr.
1. To surge or roll in billows.
2. To swell out or bulge: sheets billowing in the breeze.

bellow: bel·low (bl)
v. bel·lowed, bel·low·ing, bel·lows
v.intr.
1. To make the deep roaring sound characteristic of a bull.
2. To shout in a deep voice.

ugh, cracked.com and its moronic and sophomoric vulgarity.

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"components of the car including its steering, breaks"

Breaks means it gets damaged and falls to pieces.

Brakes are used for stopping a vehicle.

/pet peeve

giant head of Lenin with Mao Zedong as a nude young girl atop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yKU9RLMKag

front page this, please

I get this error message:
This Account Has Been Suspended

I'm doing it right now.

"drueling dog"
the correct spelling is drooling

not quite dry paint is tacky too!

This test was similar to the tripe spewed out by Cracked.com