Computer Simulation also shows that Giraffes can sky dive too.

Charcoal lighter fluid in a spray bottle and a propane torch - problem solved.

Modern golf balls are two pieces, a inner pre-compressed hard rubber core (polybutadiene) and a flexible yet tough plastic (ionomer resin) covering (which is basically injection molded on top of the core).

And hitting a unmovable object at 150mph is NOT the same as being hit by a driver going 120+mph (since in the latter, the ball is free to travel in the opposite direction).

I lean towards real.

@Helenann

Only for the hopelessly mundane is that true.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

You know after you take a bite and chew it, it all ends up in the same place right - irregardless of how it was laid out on the sub.

Screams "I'm 40 something and still working on my GED"

"based on research at eBay."

So of course it must be true AND scientific.

Should have named it Stu-Ped.

Hope it catches on - I need a new hobby and flipping dorky looking scooters on their back could be just the ticket.

So does the real butterfly have a glide ratio worse then the space shuttle too?

So when does he taze him?

All that money and it still doesn't have a 1:1 bedroom / bathroom ratio - what are we living in the 70's?

1) Make sappy story (get prop's from used cloth store, count on the Internet's obsession with "your life sucks" stories for marketing).
2) Put up cheesy website chock full of ad's
3) Profit!

Just because they're in a nearby cabinet doesn't mean you have "lost them".

"Seriously.. strap my corpse to the MACHINE until I rot away...."

Just be sure to rot away on your own time, ok?