Take a photo?

Why stop there - best get the GPS coordinates as well.

And by 'brits' I mean 'russians' - oops.

"Sergei said Boniface will be ready soon to dive in open water with the team at depths of up to 45 metres, which is the maximum depth for human divers."

Those wacky brits. First they're oh so cruel to their little wiener dogs, and second they have no clue how deep humans can dive.

Closet Alcoholic. So deep in denial she won't even buy real booze.

Anti-Fireworks PSA's are just like anti-Drug PSA's.

For every horror story, there are hundreds, thousands, millions of safe use stories about how much fun it was.

Besides, we had a guy at our town fireworks show break his leg in a folding chair. So do we ban fireworks or folding chairs?

Anyone with a brain will understand the inherent danger of playing with stuff that basically burns and or explodes. Only the stupid, clumsy, or terminally unlucky will have problems with it.

Think of it like Xmas for Darwin - everyone needs a holiday.

Another money burning farce by the DEA.

The only "war" is the fantasy one the cops/feds/prosecutors/prison subcontractors want to sustain in order to keep they money train chugging along.

So the Magic 8 Ball is no longer the definitive test eh?

Maybe she can shoot'm up a racoon and make him some skull fur.

Does it include two doses of Atorvastatin floating in a pool of delightful pizza grease at the bottom of the cone - yes - count me in!

Was this shot in the 70's? I can't believe there are still women out there that are such snowflakes.

Who knew that medical problems turn you into a artist?

I'm going to dig up my old MRI of a benign renal neoplasm I had several years ago, grab my colored pencils, and take the art world by storm, yes by STORM!!!!!

I think the art world should have mandatory drug testing just like the sports world.

@dutchboy - and of course you have REAL sources to prove such a P.F.Y.A. statement?

Like they said on Galaxy Quest - "never give up, never surrender!".

I think you're missing the demographics here on Neatorama by several decades.