That's not how Agent Mulder explained it.

Since when did recovered stolen items go directly back to their owners without first sitting in a police storage area for 7-23 months while the cops figure out how to type in all the required paperwork?

Meh.

Stupid concept that had nothing to do with the tag line (or the product).

What's a few deaths here and there from craptastic engineering, when there's billions of citizens still alive.

China is like a little kid with power tools. Doesn't really understand how they work, or what the safety factors are, but hey, they sound cool, so lets play.

"...a new career awaits."

No, no it doesn't. He's as dumb as the people who buy his cRAP.

Wow, I didn't now it was legal for anyone under the age of 72 to drive a Buick Park Avenue.

Investigating numerous complaints of extra loud sonic screw driver usage (which as you know is expressly forbidden in the lease you signed).

I Heart Math (XL - Ash Grey)

I sprinkle it on my morning Cheerios, keeps them from getting to soggy.

Didn't they have Richard Gere all lined up to market the gerbil pet display clothing?

"Looking at the screen while walking could be dangerous"

Seems like a solution looking for a problem.

Hard to believe that cameraman used to work for Fox News.

Ok, no it's not.

Wasn't really all that neat the first time it was posted.

http://www.neatorama.com/neatobambino/2010/07/26/teen-hits-5-deer-in-one-year/

Wow, a girl wearing that skirt would instantly be promoted to herd leader when the gaggle needs to go en masse to the restroom.

I'd join if they could assure me I'd get the storm trooper armor that doesn't have the huge gaping hole around the ass area.

The patients at St. Mary's Hospital don't know that we secretly snuck in and replaced the real defibrillators with toast defibrillators.

Lets watch and see what happens.....