"They’re not seeking to provide a substitute for brekky"

Huh?

So did that girl ever get the crick out of her neck?

"PhD in Sculpture"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Still living at home - sounds like a mama's boy.

First Defying Gravity and now this - I guess it's safe to say the career is OVAR!!!!!!!!!

So Barney and Goober are still on the force eh?

If they really wanted to help kids - they'd make it look like Ronald McDonald.

That way the kids would fear needles AND fast food.

I sense a new WII best seller coming out.

Get your pre-orders in now for the exciting new console game of HOT COLD.

That was really really stupid - and I mean that in a literal way.

Each iPad has a teeny tiny laser etched PT Barnum seal of approval on the back (and it's in Gold Foil if you were especially stupid and bought the 3G models).

Medical doctors suck at science.

Their job is science based - not doing science.

If you want to lose all faith in your current doctor - ask him/her to explain how whatever drug they're prescribing you works at a molecular level.

Hell, have them spell "molecular".

A good doctor is good at two things: pattern recognition and memorization (oh, and paper shuffling - so three things).

A computer database and a trained monkey would do a MUCH better job.

I'm guessing his taser has a leak.

It's a comic book character - gotta say I don't really care.

Power makes you happy. Money gets you power.

I got to say, the long necks do nothing for me.